Wednesday, January 30, 2008

About Life‏

-Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

-Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

-They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cajennifer neosh.

-A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

-Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

-Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

-You can't buy love. But you pay heavily for it.

-True friends stab you in the front.

-Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

-My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

-Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

-Ladies first. Pretty ladies faster.

-It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

-Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

-Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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